waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep
If you ever think how white people act in horror movies is just a stereotype remember that my grandma used to work in an insane asylum and for fun during her downtime on the night shift she would wander around the abandoned tunnels under the asylum where 8 people had died
what the fuck your grandma is metal as fuck
kawaii blogging tip: make your blog as unreadable as possible. all font is size 1.5 and only 1 shade darker than the background, which is still the same color anyways. set the blog language to a language like french or japanese, whichever one you don’t know. fetishize japan to the point it makes other people uncomfortable. set an invisible autoplay on your blog of some old anime closing theme and have it reset every time someone clicks “next page”
Pusheen the cat making some chemistry.
That cat is not wearing safety goggles, he hasn’t even bothered to clean up that spilled solvent, and he is holding that Erlenmeyer flask way to close to his face.
Pusheen the Cat, more like Pusheen the limits of lab safety
THIS IS BY FAR
I HAVE EVER HEARD
IN MY LIFE
GO PLAY THIS
Being in your early 20s is the fucking worst cause you’re an adult but you’re too fucking poor to be an adult
"your crush is coming in this way"
" what should i do?????"
OMFG I cracked up laughing
Marilyn knew what was up
my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”
for a second I forgot about flip phones and I was like how in the holy hell did she rip a phone in half
this will always be one of my favorite pictures